Calling All Slutty Interns
i think i'm just going to use this blog for most of my political ranting, because it's starting to seem a bit inappropriate on distill the life....
i think that jon stewart is great, and he should be our next president, but for a moment i'd like to focus on our current one.
will someone please have an affair with this man in the oval office and get him thrown the hell out? i mean, everybody threw a fit about clinton being a horny pothead. fine, whatever, expect at least a pretense of proper personal behavior from the president if you want to. but please, keep things in perspective.
bush has a history of cocaine use. his administration has pissed off every other country in the world to some extent with its backwards ass oil war and the blatant mistreatment of everyone involved in it, be they detainees, civilians, or soldiers. his administration actually managed to not only fail to prevent and plan for a certain natural disaster, they somehow made it much worse than it had to be. bush's associates and cabinet members have outed a cia agent and been caught laundering money. and now, there's this.
if you're looking for relatively meaningless social rules that have been broken, dick cheney swears like a fucking sailor, and he's just rude and should shock you bible belters with his unchristian behavior.
are we so wired to pay attention to sex above all else that a blow job is ultimately the only thing that's going to finalize this mess and make us send him packing?
i know that this has all been said, i'm not here to say anything new, but i will collect money to hire a hooker for our beloved leader. if anyone's brave enough to take on the job, realizing that our country makes no sense and that this effort still may fail, please contact me. thank you.
i think that jon stewart is great, and he should be our next president, but for a moment i'd like to focus on our current one.
will someone please have an affair with this man in the oval office and get him thrown the hell out? i mean, everybody threw a fit about clinton being a horny pothead. fine, whatever, expect at least a pretense of proper personal behavior from the president if you want to. but please, keep things in perspective.
bush has a history of cocaine use. his administration has pissed off every other country in the world to some extent with its backwards ass oil war and the blatant mistreatment of everyone involved in it, be they detainees, civilians, or soldiers. his administration actually managed to not only fail to prevent and plan for a certain natural disaster, they somehow made it much worse than it had to be. bush's associates and cabinet members have outed a cia agent and been caught laundering money. and now, there's this.
if you're looking for relatively meaningless social rules that have been broken, dick cheney swears like a fucking sailor, and he's just rude and should shock you bible belters with his unchristian behavior.
are we so wired to pay attention to sex above all else that a blow job is ultimately the only thing that's going to finalize this mess and make us send him packing?
i know that this has all been said, i'm not here to say anything new, but i will collect money to hire a hooker for our beloved leader. if anyone's brave enough to take on the job, realizing that our country makes no sense and that this effort still may fail, please contact me. thank you.
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